So here's the deal. I'm under deadline to turn the book in. I have 48 hours left to make it perfect so as you can imagine, I'm jamming. Please forgive the fact that my post's have been a little less frequent these last couple weeks and that I haven't gotten to the hooker-Ebner-maybe-a-boxcutter story yet. I promise it'll be up for your holiday weekend enjoyment.
I'll have more time to devote to you, as well you deserve, after the book is done.
Lastly, in this gift giving time, I'll drop a little one on you tonight. Don't be like the fake tan woman in my gym who uses 6 towels during her workout. I'm OCD with the best of them but even I understand that the reason its fucking 70 degrees in December in NYC is because you can't use 6 towels anymore... SO STOP IT!! Grow the fuck up and get in the game. You may not give a shit you're murdering your own mother but I sure as hell care that you're murdering mine.... not to mention ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE ON THE PLANET!
So, one, maybe two towels. God bless and I love you and I'll write a proper story by Friday.
Posted by Eric Schaeffer at 3:30 PM