I'm just sayin.

I've been getting many lovely letters from people who are digging my show. Thanks to all of you. I'm so glad it resonates with you. Of course every one in a hundred is from this guy or gal: "You are gay nearly" or "You shouldn't look girls up and down like that. It's rude" or "The reason you can't find a girl is on account of getting fucked in the ass by doms."

Okay geniuses, this lesson is for you. Listen up, it's a little complicated so I'm gonna go reeeeal slow.

I'm a straight man. All straight men look women up and down. God made us that way. Take it up with him if you have a problem with us checking you out to see if we should impregnate you to propagate the species. The same desire women have to doll themselves up so that our cocks will get hard and want to go in you to propagate the species is the same instinct we have to look at you. Straight Darwinian AND God stuff. Deal with it.

Secondly...

In general, gay men don't want to fuck trannies.

In general, gay men don't want to get fucked by doms wearing strap ons.

In general, gay guys... like to fuck other gay guys.

In general, women, gay or straight, don't want to fuck trannies.

In general, women, gay or straight, don't want to get fucked in the ass by doms wearing strap ons. (Obviously lesbians have a slightly higher proclivity of course but that's mainly in their pussies, not in their asses.)

In general, bi sexual guys like real cocks when they fuck guys and therefore don't go in for doms, some for trannies but less so than good ole regular gay guys.

So that leaves one kind of people who are the NUMBER ONE GROUP INTERESTED in FUCKING OR GETTING FUCKED BY TRANNIES AND GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY DOMS... wait for it... STRAIGHT MEN.

Get it? There is a multi multi million dollar tranny escort (this means whore), porn, and dom industry and kids, I ain't that rich! That means that all those "straight" guys you know, your friends, family, macho guys at the gym, wall street guys, lawyers, blue collar... whatever... many of them are jerking off fantasizing about getting fucked by a dominatrix wearing a strap on, or a shemale.

And many are actually doing it too. I hate to break it to you, but that's just the fact. Millions of "straight" guys are paying all those dollars to support the tranny and dom industry, so if that makes us gay then the stats for gay America just skyrocketed.

The joys of giving over are obvious and plentiful to those of us straight guys who dabble. For those of you who don't or wish to judge, you might want to get your facts straight so you don't poison the world with anymore bullshit. We have way to much contaminating us already. ALL LOVE, namaste, xo e

Posted by Eric Schaeffer at 7:25 PM

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